Kids Off To College Pillows

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

"Oh George. My heart."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

Touring campuses with Twig was fun. Now I don't want to go back to work! Quit! I'm earning your tuition money, Teddy. Wait. You went to college to get a good job so

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

The kids are going back for another semester.

Relax! The college process need not be stressful! Staying calm actually helps your child cope. Parents' night. Top colleges are brutally competitive. Even state universities are rejecting excellent students. I'm relaxed. Me too!

Posh students drinking beer.

'How will we pay for her college.'

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

'Your claim that you only put this on for the kids would be more convincing if they weren't both away at university.'

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

Angry White Males.

Two bills for college tuition

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."