Child Leaving For College Pillows

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

'Well so far I don't see a down side to the 'empty nest'.'

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

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'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

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'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

"Oh George. My heart."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

Posh students drinking beer.

The kids are going back for another semester.

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

'How will we pay for her college.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

Angry White Males.

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."

"I can't help but get emotional...it's not every day your little one leaves the nest and heads off to the first day of school..."

"Right, now the kids are off to Uni, I've got 18 years worth of tv to catch up on..."

"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"

'It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family when the time came for the children to strike out on their own.'