Sending Child To College Pillows

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

Man in Pawn Shop selling television because kid's college tuition is due.

"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

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'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

The kids are going back for another semester.

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

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"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

Posh students drinking beer.

'How will we pay for her college.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

Angry White Males.

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

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'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."