"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"
Son Or Daughter In College Mugs
Celebrate your college student with a mug that combines humor and love. Perfect for breakfast or late-night study sessions, it’s a warm reminder you're thinking of them.
What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!
Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.
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'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
"My homework ate my dog."
'The sound of one hand clapping.'
'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'
"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"
"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."
University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.
'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'
'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'
"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."
"Be afraid to try new things!"
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'
Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'
"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team
'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'
Student Debt
"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."
"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."
Student Food Pyramid
Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.
'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'
College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.
"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"
Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.
'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'
Frat House Feng Shui
"That's in case Mum skypes me."
Son Or Daughter In College Mugs Collection
Son Or Daughter In College Pillows
Soft, supportive pillows that bring humor and love into their dorm room. Perfect for lounging and feeling your encouragement.
Son Or Daughter In College Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate their journey and remind them you’re cheering them on from home.
Son Or Daughter In College T-Shirts
Find a witty or inspiring t-shirt to cheer on your college student. It’s an ideal gift to boost their spirits and show your pride.