Leaving For College Gifts

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

'Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! It's time for me to go out into the big wide world!'

"Oh George. My heart."

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

Trust

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

I hate going to the doctor.

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'