Campus Life Explorer Gifts

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

'Mo got a hardship grant to attend university.'

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Safe spaces?

"Believe me, you don't want to visit that club. It's members drone on and one."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

'Everybody's grades are down, Dad -- I think the school's having some kind of austerity program.'

The Spring Break Venus

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"I told you never to call me here."

"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

Universidad

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

Desk of an urban farm manager

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?