University Life Explorers Gifts

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Great, now we're lost."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Safe spaces?

'Everybody's grades are down, Dad -- I think the school's having some kind of austerity program.'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

The Spring Break Venus

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Archeology 101.

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Giant cat at school open night.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"O.K., maybe it's not as exciting as the old clubs, but I doubt that Giuliani will try to close it down."

'Uh oh, you have somehow wandered into the engineering quad.'

'You just grew three inches.'

"With gender and platforming issues I'll probably leave with a degree in confusion."

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."