Uni Life Explorer Gifts

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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Safe spaces?

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'Everybody's grades are down, Dad -- I think the school's having some kind of austerity program.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

The Spring Break Venus

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

Danger Quicksand

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Archeology 101.