Campus Culture Explorer Gifts

Proctor addressing a university student

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Now that's an afro!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Oymoticons

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The Witches Discover The Wok

Mr. Punch in Venice

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Stonehenge Explained

All Hail the Matriarchy

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."