Campus Life Celebrator Pillows

Posh students drinking beer.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Safe spaces?

"I love college."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

Taser incident.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"With gender and platforming issues I'll probably leave with a degree in confusion."

Campus police are dorm troopers.

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

'Mo got a hardship grant to attend university.'