Academic Events Gifts

"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Lethal Presentation

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Yearbook

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

All dressed up and no place to go

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.