Academic Events Pillows

"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Lethal Presentation

Yearbook

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'