Campus Events T-Shirts

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Yearbook

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Jumping cheerleaders

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

King of Music.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'