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"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Green Balloon

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Jumping cheerleaders

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'