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Jumping cheerleaders

The Art Student.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Kardiff.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Could you repeat that word?"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'