College Activities Pillows

Jumping cheerleaders

The Art Student.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Kardiff.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."