College Adventures T-Shirts

'It says, 'stand under an open manhole'.'

Santa does a keg stand.

Jumping cheerleaders

Trust

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

The Spring Break Venus

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

Nights in Bath

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

'And there goes the school window...'

'I flunked my driving exam. How am I going to get into Harvard now?'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

The assistant to the chair begins another busy day.

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."

I tried to take eighteen credits.

Binge Drinking On Campus.

"Hi Mom!"

'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!'

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.