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Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Good Luck!

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."