Classroom Activities Gifts

'Class, this weeks research project topic is social media. It will be marked out of like or dislike!'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'