Classroom Creative Gifts

'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."

"Miss Gordon's morning classes, and of course, Miss Gordon's afternoon classes."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Welcome to your new English Class.

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

The History Teacher

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

Global Education

Smirking or Non-smirking

Thoughts on Education.

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Beginning of the school year

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."