Classroom Creative Pillows

'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."

"Miss Gordon's morning classes, and of course, Miss Gordon's afternoon classes."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Welcome to your new English Class.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

The History Teacher

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

Global Education

Smirking or Non-smirking

Thoughts on Education.

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Beginning of the school year