Classroom Activities Pillows

'Class, this weeks research project topic is social media. It will be marked out of like or dislike!'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven