Classroom Life Pillows

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

Ethics exam cheater.

The Art Student.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Yearbook

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Kardiff.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'