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Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

Ethics exam cheater.

The Art Student.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Yearbook

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Kardiff.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'