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'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'What does surrender mean?'

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

What teachers want to say.

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

'Class, this weeks research project topic is social media. It will be marked out of like or dislike!'

'Please sir - all of them!'

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

Pinata Pranks

'Ready for your performance review?'

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

"It's his first day of school!"

"I didn't bring an apple, so how about a fruit roll up?"

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

"There is, however, nothing in the dean's regulations to preclude a semester of profoundly suggestive and, ultimately, frustrating consensual eye contact."

"Today we're going to learn to deal with rejection."

'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."

"I only talk down to your child because he's shorter than me."

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

'Good morning, class. I'm Ms. Gardener, and I know how you feel. My mother made me come too.'

"Miss Gordon's morning classes, and of course, Miss Gordon's afternoon classes."

"This isn't working. Do you have an ink eraser?"