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'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

The History Teacher

Education Guidance

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

Global Education

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

Smirking or Non-smirking

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

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