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"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Lethal Presentation

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Blue sky thinking

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Welcome to your new English Class.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Show and Tell.

The History Teacher

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

Global Education

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"