Educational Activities Pillows

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Bookworm Sleepover

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Remote Control Duck

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"