Relaxed Escapist Prints

'Bullseye! We're in!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Tree house.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Young Houdini

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"How to deal with weeds."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

A woman reads a romance novel.

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"