Weekend Escapist Mugs

"Just be honest, John... you'd rather be fishing with the guys than spending the weekend with me, right?"

'Hold on gorgeous and I'll be back for more.'

'Thank goodness it's Monday huh?'

'Good heavens, Henry, we're on vacation! Can't you forget about Wall Street for twelve days?'

'Stop acting so shifty. How could our dirty weekend possibly go wrong?'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."