Summer Escapist Mugs

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Excess Baggage: At times the cheapest ticket deals leave a lot to be desired.

'It's British Holiday Week this week!'

Help! I'm trapped on this Island! No wait, there's the the tour bus...

The sun

"I'm glad summer break is almost here. He can run on low power mode for only so long."

Another summer with La Covid

"Give a man a fish, and he'll have food for a day. Give a man high-tech fishing gear, a boat and a pick-up truck and you'll get rid of him for the entire summer."

"Stay out of the deep end. I'm not coming in after you."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Now you can send it."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"