Suburbia Escapist T-Shirts

Please stand by...for view.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The trees are laughing at us."

America Off-line.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

No early morning tea past this landing

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Building in the countryside

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

Go Back to New York

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

City Hammock