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Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'It looks like suburbia has finally seceded.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I have no thumbs."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Hoodie Hang-out

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

City Boy.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Draw your own path."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Hugh fans!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.