Suburban Escape Artists Mugs

America Off-line.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Fox hunting.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Prisoner Crossing

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'