Suburban Escapee Gifts

Feeling the City Moving Company

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

Wilderness - City.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'It's not really for sale. I just get lonely out here!'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

Catskills

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"Hello Loft Living? Could you send a rescue party to suburbia?"

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

"We're moving back out to the country."

"Unbelievable money maker."

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'