Suburban Explorers Gifts

Safari Clothes: "For People Who Aren't Going Anywhere"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

City Boy.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I have no thumbs."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Draw your own path."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Hugh fans!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."