Subway Worker Gifts

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Subway/underground worker drilling tunnel for passsengers as they proceed

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Big Brother Is a Slacker

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Annie decided to never date another subway worker.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Planned service changes

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

The next fast train has gone.

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Subway Thrillers

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

SF NO

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Getting Closer

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Metrocard error messages

Underground stop on desert island.