Subway Worker T-Shirts

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Subway/underground worker drilling tunnel for passsengers as they proceed

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Annie decided to never date another subway worker.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Planned service changes

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

The next fast train has gone.

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Metrocard error messages

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Underground stop on desert island.

Romance on the Subway

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."