Metro Transit Worker Gifts

Taxi cab driver's I.D. shows the back of his head.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Packed like sardines

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Planned service changes

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Subway Thrillers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'I found another pothole.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Bus Stop

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Planned service changes

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.