Subway Performer Prints

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"I gave on the E train."

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Underground stop on desert island.

Sidewalk the game

Metrocard error messages

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Except moles, madam."

Subway Chanteys

Small Talk Therapy

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

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