Subway Driver Mugs

"Lexington Avenue? It's a couple of blocks that way."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Planned service changes

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"XIVth Street"

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Subway Thrillers

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Underground stop on desert island.

Romance on the Subway

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Metrocard error messages

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Subway Chanteys

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

BLT

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."