Subway Employee Mugs

Train track rat maze

"I'm changing at 42nd street."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Planned service changes

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Busking during a pandemic

Subway Thrillers

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Getting Closer

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Planned service changes

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

SF NO

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Metrocard error messages

Underground stop on desert island.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Except moles, madam."

Subway Chanteys

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Going shooting

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'