Subway Storytellers Gifts

Small Talk Therapy

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Doubledecker bus stop

The return of Miss Subways

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"I gave on the E train."

Targeted Advertising

'I was able to bypass the main artery...But enough about my commute to work.'

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

John Updike.

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Except moles, madam."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Listenin' in

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons