Subway Survivor T-Shirts

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."

Thanks to his new rotting carcass cologne, Bill never had problems finding a seat on the subway.

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Packed like sardines

"The trees are laughing at us."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Getting Closer

"I gave on the E train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Romance on the Subway

Sidewalk the game

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Metrocard error messages

"And it's close to the subway."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"Except moles, madam."

Small Talk Therapy

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'