Railway Humor Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for a railway humor lover? Our collection features witty and funny products inspired by trains and railroads. From quirky mugs to playful t-shirts and cozy pillows, these gifts bring humor and personality to any train fan's collection. Whether they love puns, train jokes, or railway lore, you'll find a memorable gift that makes them smile every time they see it.

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"Ugh...I hate being the third rail." mockup

"Ugh...I hate being the third rail."

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"I guess that's the non stopper then." mockup

"I guess that's the non stopper then."

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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Replacement Bus Spotters.

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"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us." mockup

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

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HS2

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"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday" mockup

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

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"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

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'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!' mockup

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

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HS2 time bomb...

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'We don't keep cash on the premises.' mockup

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

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A train's dining car is a diner.

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Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle' mockup

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

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'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.' mockup

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

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"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth." mockup

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

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What Holds the Subway Together?

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"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?" mockup

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

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"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..." mockup

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.' mockup

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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Pound sign on rail tracks.

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Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet. mockup

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

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"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel." mockup

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

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Trainspotting.

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Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today. mockup

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

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"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!" mockup

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

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"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path." mockup

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

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"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!" mockup

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

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'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!' mockup

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

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"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails" mockup

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

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'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...' mockup

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

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Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party mockup

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

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A Dog In A Train Carriage.

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"It'll have to come down."

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'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?' mockup

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

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Railway Humor Lover Gifts Collection

Railway Humor Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of railway humor mugs—perfect for train lovers who appreciate a good joke with their morning coffee.

Railway Humor Lover Pillows

Shop our railway-themed pillows—cozy, humorous, and ideal for adding a fun touch to any train lover’s living space.

Railway Humor Lover Prints

Find the perfect railway humor print to brighten their home or office with clever train illustrations and witty slogans.

Railway Humor Lover T-Shirts

Discover our range of railway humor t-shirts—funny, comfortable, and designed for train enthusiasts with a playful sense of humor.