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"Ugh...I hate being the third rail."

"I guess that's the non stopper then."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

Trainspotting.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"It'll have to come down."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'