Railway Historian Humor T-Shirts

Mastermind - "You've chosen rail ticket conditions 1998-99."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"You look good for your age."

Adam and Eve

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

Trainspotters.

"Okay, but I'd like a charity receipt for my taxes."

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"Before you do that, let me check the extinction date."

"Because of track work, uptown trains are going downtown, and downtown trains are going uptown."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the 1945 train...."

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

In the event of emergency, break glass gently.

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"

'When I think of all the homework my dog ate, I can hardly believe that I'm sitting at this desk.'

Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

An officer purchasing a train ticket

"No, this bus doesn't have a 'business class.'"

'Doctor, I need help.'

Early secret agents.

"Mum, I think we pushed Fred too far this time."

"Ugh...I hate being the third rail."

"I guess that's the non stopper then."

Wedding of General Phil Sheridan