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'Reasons to cancel run No. 148 'A leaf on the track''

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Elephant and Castle

Literate Dogs.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Hotness

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

Larry's Literary Market.

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

Trainspotting.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."