Railway Pun Lover Pillows

'Reasons to cancel run No. 148 'A leaf on the track''

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Elephant and Castle

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

L.A. Transfer

HS2 time bomb...

The Train to Nowhere

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

Larry's Literary Market.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

Trainspotting.

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Hairy Potter.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."