Railway Humor Aficionado Pillows

"No, on second thoughts, let's walk"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Trainspotting.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

Fare Evader

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Hot enough for you?'

Railway Charging

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

"You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?"

'Yes, I am sure this ticket is out of date. London to Manchester return, three pounds, nine shillings and six pence. . .'

Model steam train pulls into a station